10 Reasons to Become a Writer
The story ideas and voices in your head won't shut up no matter how many drugs you take.
You always wanted a job with a pajama dress code.
Your health insurance doesn't cover psychotherapy.
Writer is a more desirable label than unemployed loser.
Because you have control issues and possibly a freakish desire to play god.
The commute is easy peasy.
You stink at science and math so neurosurgeon and/or astrophysicist are out of the question.
You'd like to leave some kind of legacy other than a trail of empty candy bar wrappers and Starbucks cups.
Fame and money. Just kidding.
