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Twain's Writerly Words of Wisdom

I once made the mistake of reading the entirety of Huckleberry Finn out loud to my boys. Sheesh. I have permanent scars on my tongue from verbalizing a metric ton of old south slang and twang.

But dang. That man can write.

Here are a few nuggets of advice from Mr. Samuel Longhorne Clemens . . .

A tale shall accomplish something and arrive somewhere.

The personages in a tale, both dead and alive, shall exhibit a sufficient excuse for being there.

The author shall make the reader feel a deep interest in the personages of his tale and their fate; and that he shall make the reader love the good people in the tale and hate the bad ones. 

The personages of a tale shall confine themselves to possibilities and let miracles alone; or, if they venture a miracle, the author must so plausibly set it forth as to make it look possible and reasonable.

The author shall make the reader feel a deep interest in the personages of his tale and their fate; and that he shall make the reader love the good people in the tale and hate the bad ones.

An author should:
  • Say what he is proposing to say, not merely come near it.
  • Use the right word, not its second cousin.
  • Eschew surplusage.
  • Not omit necessary details.
  • Avoid slovenliness of form.
  • Use good grammar.
  • Employ a simple, straightforward style.
Great words from a great writer. . . but I still don't recommend reading Huck Finn out loud.