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When Your Muse Takes a Vacation...Without You

DAY 58

Word Count: 37,262

Sentence of the Day: His green eyes searched her face like waves lapping against a shore, wearing away the sand grain by grain.

Can you track with this situation...

Your week is slammed--chock full of appointments and meetings and pulling together tax documents that you don't want to pull together in the first place. But, dutiful writer that you are, you realize you must make time to write or it's not going to happen. So you whip out a crowbar and pry open a block of precious hours to work on your bestseller. It's hopeful. It's a handhold on your rockslide of a schedule and you're looking forward to it.

Fast forward. The blessed time has arrived for you to lose yourself in the muse and surge ahead in your WIP. Java in one hand, laptop in the other, you cozy up in your favorite chair, ready to write and...

Apparently your Muse didn't get the memo. Your mind is blank and you are exhausted. Panic sets in. This is your only chance to write for the week and you don't want to blow it. So you sit there with a crazed look on your face, whimpering.

Yeah. I hear you. I've been there. Frequently. Take a few deep breaths and read on because I've got a few tricks in my bag that often are helpful.

Say what?
Close your eyes for a moment and listen to your characters. Just listen. Then open your eyes and write down what they're saying. That's right...I'm giving you permission to simply write dialogue. Don't worry about attributes. You can go back and do that later. Simply start typing in a conversation between two of your characters (any two) and something cool will happen. You'll get lost in the dialogue and pretty soon your word count will sky rocket.

Show & Tell
Open up to your collection of pictures that inspire your particular story. And if you don't have any, then use this time to get some. What am I talking about? Well, I now keep my pictures here on Pinterest. You don't have to use that site, but you can look at my board and it will give you an idea of what I'm talking about. Pre-Pinterest days I simply opened a Word file and kept them there. Pre-laptop days I cut out pictures and tossed them into a file folder. Sometimes all it takes to get you writing is to physically look into your hero or heroine's eyes.

Slash & Burn
Go back to a previous chapter and edit. Even if your muse doesn't happen to show up during that entire block of time, at least you'll be making some kind of headway on your WIP and you'll feel a lot better about it.

Mind Game
Release the pressure by telling yourself it's quality not quantity. Focus on writing a single paragraph of description, either describing a character, a setting, an object...whatever. Make it a game by throwing out convention and using prose that's crazy and one of two things will happen. It will either spur you into a creative new bent for the scene and you'll move on in your story, or you'll wonder what kind of drugs you're on and snap out of it.

Chocolate
Honestly, is there any situation that chocolate doesn't make better? Go for the biggest brownie in the batch and see if that doesn't put you in a different frame of mind.

There you have it. Try one. Try all. Or go ahead and share with me surefire ways you've tried to plead with your muse to pack up the suntan lotion and get home.