Okay, so I'm not really awarding a steaming plate of fried poultry, but I am announcing the winner of The Captive Heart Christmas contest. Pull out your twang-doodle-horns and blow a few trills for . . .


Ba-da-bang! Ba-da-boom! And a huge thanks to all those who entered. Don't worry, kids, there will be more contests coming up in 2017.